Dog be gone

Zach the Golden Retriever is going to be history come Saturday. A rescue group out of New Orleans is going to take him. He has been to doggy jail twice, might as well call him hoduni. That BLANK BLANK BLANK dog has eaten every plant in the backyard, the corner of the house, every plastic planter box that I own, hose nozzle, the foam of the kids trampline, i have not been happy, the last straw was when I caught he and Zuse(the german shepard that we adopted from a rescue group) chewing on the garden statue that i had given my grand-mother that i took back after she died. That was the end of it. I love animals but on that day i beat them both with Steven' s wuffle bat. Of course Ronnie laughed until I said that I was going to smear dog food on his grill and see what he thought when they ate his grill. It was either the dog or me or a gun, you can not even go out in the backyard without seeing the next thing that they have destroyed. So if the lady in NO does not take him he may not make it back across the Basin Bridge. oh does anyone know of a chemical(no I am not trying to poison them) to put on a rock garden to keep them from teeing in the rocks? Dog-Away does not work.
Work is winding down thank goodness, just a few more schedules to get out. And the first day that the sun is shining and Zack is GONE i am taking a vacation day and hitting the back yard, the front of the house has been recovered from the nasty part of winter, looks much better.

A little Bible humor for this Tuesday

> A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
> services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
> act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
> (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
> may be forgiven.)
>
> The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
> explained what she had done.
>
> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
> did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
> you.'
>
> 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
>
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: scripture can save your life - in more ways than one

off of my soap box

as in my last post i am calmer now thanks to some cool air and some nicotine.... this time of the year at my job is relentless(yes i know i misspelled earlier) year end ,w2's,1099's so forth and so on making sure that all numbers balance. however last night i am sitting with steven and he is on the laptop typing and playing pbs games and i realize how much he has grown. when ronnie and i first got together steven was under 2 and just looking at him and realizing that he is growing everyday. it is crazy.. and it amazes me , i just have to slow down enough to watch it happen. well i hear some more numbers calling my name. "balance me. balance me come find 3.18 in 6.4 million" haha

are you kidding me!!!!!!

Everyone has come back from the holidays RESTED!! are you kidding me? I am so over "the holidays". Granted we "hosted" Thanksgiving and then my parents came for Christmas and then New Years was just the 3 of us. I am exhausted, no other word for it. I feel like ALL i did was cook and clean up. January 5th never looked so good. I was so busy i feel like i did not get the opportunity to enjoy being with my family. quick run down
dec 22nd( i think) steven comes home - dogs are out and one is in dog jail
dec 24th - my parents are in my home alone - in the middle of a hot rain storm the a/c goes out in the truck - not happy
dec 25 th - pretty good - however my dad and i are looking for liquer. too many kids
dec 26 th house is destroyed with no survivors...it is raining
dec 27 - - did i mention that the dog that didnt get arrested destroyed our bathroom( a german shephard can break a toliet) while ronnie was fixing the containment wires for the backyard( spent 3hrs looking for a toliet to fit a 10 inch rough in.)
dec 28 - made a 12 inch toliet fit in a 10 inch area!!!!!!

and that was just at Christmas...... life back to normal , please come my way.
not to even mention the unrentless hot flashes that have taken over my life. Calgon take me away. may the new year find you healthy and happy, i am personally going now to stand outside in the cold and cool off and dare anyone to say something about my smoke break. HAHA