A little Bible humor for this Tuesday

> A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
> services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
> act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
> (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
> may be forgiven.)
>
> The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
> explained what she had done.
>
> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
> did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
> you.'
>
> 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
>
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: scripture can save your life - in more ways than one